Franklin P. Jones

A fanatic is one who sticks to his guns whether they're loaded or not. ↗

— Franklin P. Jones

#guns #his #loaded #sticks #whether

Anybody who thinks talk is cheap should get some legal advice. ↗

— Franklin P. Jones

#anybody #cheap #get #legal #should

Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job. ↗

— Franklin P. Jones

#dog #find #job #permanent #scratch

Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next. ↗

— Franklin P. Jones

#children #going #inconsistency #know #never

Sex is a two-way treat. ↗

— Franklin P. Jones

#treat #two-way

All women should know how to take care of children. Most of them will have a husband some day. ↗

— Franklin P. Jones

#care #children #day #how #husband

You're an old-timer if you can remember when setting the world on fire was a figure of speech. ↗

— Franklin P. Jones

#fire #old-timer #remember #remember when #setting

An autobiography usually reveals nothing bad about its writer except his memory. ↗

— Franklin P. Jones

#autobiography #bad #except #his #memory

Anybody who finds it easy to make money on the horses is probably in the dog food business. ↗

— Franklin P. Jones

#business #dog #dog food #easy #finds

Experience is that marvelous thing that enable you to recognize a mistake when you make it again. ↗

— Franklin P. Jones

#enable #experience #make #marvelous #marvelous thing