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Mark Twain

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Don't let schooling interfere with your education.


— Mark Twain


#interfere #schooling #your

If the world comes to an end, I want to be in Cincinnati. Everything comes there ten years later.


— Mark Twain


#comes #end #everything #i #later

Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.


— Mark Twain


#astonish #gratify #people #rest #right

My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.


— Mark Twain


#deal #enjoyed #great #great deal #had

A man's character may be learned from the adjectives which he habitually uses in conversation.


— Mark Twain


#character #conversation #habitually #learned #man

Loyalty to the country always. Loyalty to the government when it deserves it.


— Mark Twain


#country #deserves #government #loyalty

The most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.


— Mark Twain


#comes #information #interesting #know #most

All you need is ignorance and confidence and the success is sure.


— Mark Twain


#confidence #ignorance #need #success is #sure

Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.


— Mark Twain


#egypt #just #river

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.


— Mark Twain


#both #commit #friends #heaven #hell






About Mark Twain

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But I have thought some more since then and I have read carefully the treaty of Paris [which ended the Spanish-American War] and I have seen that we do not intend to free but to subjugate the people of the Philippines. There were three versions found in his manuscripts made between 1897 and 1905: the Hannibal Eseldorf and Print Shop versions. He did state that "the goodness the justice and the mercy of God are manifested in His works" but also that "the universe is governed by strict and immutable laws" which determine "small matters" such as who dies in a pestilence.

Twain chose to pay all his pre-bankruptcy creditors in full though he had no responsibility to do this under the law. He also worked as a typesetter and contributed articles to his older brother Orion's newspaper. He achieved great success as a writer and public speaker.

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