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Mark Twain

Read through the most famous quotes from Mark Twain

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

— Mark Twain

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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.

— Mark Twain

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The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.

— Mark Twain

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Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well". From: "More Maxims of Mark

— Mark Twain

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Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.

— Mark Twain

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Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company.

— Mark Twain

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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.

— Mark Twain

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Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.

— Mark Twain


Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

— Mark Twain

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Classic' - a book which people praise and don't read.

— Mark Twain

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About Mark Twain

Mark Twain Quotes

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But I have thought some more since then and I have read carefully the treaty of Paris [which ended the Spanish-American War] and I have seen that we do not intend to free but to subjugate the people of the Philippines. There were three versions found in his manuscripts made between 1897 and 1905: the Hannibal Eseldorf and Print Shop versions. He did state that "the goodness the justice and the mercy of God are manifested in His works" but also that "the universe is governed by strict and immutable laws" which determine "small matters" such as who dies in a pestilence.

Twain chose to pay all his pre-bankruptcy creditors in full though he had no responsibility to do this under the law. He also worked as a typesetter and contributed articles to his older brother Orion's newspaper. He achieved great success as a writer and public speaker.

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