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Mark Twain

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The easy confidence with which I know another man's religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.

— Mark Twain

#philosophy #religion #humor

Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

— Mark Twain

#kindness #inspirational

Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.

— Mark Twain


Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.

— Mark Twain

#human-nature #moon #nature

Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.

— Mark Twain


The secret to getting ahead is getting started.

— Mark Twain

#working #work

April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.

— Mark Twain


A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.

— Mark Twain

#bankers #humor #humor

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.

— Mark Twain

#success #humor

A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.

— Mark Twain

#humor #memory #humor

About Mark Twain

Mark Twain Quotes

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But I have thought some more since then and I have read carefully the treaty of Paris [which ended the Spanish-American War] and I have seen that we do not intend to free but to subjugate the people of the Philippines. There were three versions found in his manuscripts made between 1897 and 1905: the Hannibal Eseldorf and Print Shop versions. He did state that "the goodness the justice and the mercy of God are manifested in His works" but also that "the universe is governed by strict and immutable laws" which determine "small matters" such as who dies in a pestilence.

Twain chose to pay all his pre-bankruptcy creditors in full though he had no responsibility to do this under the law. He also worked as a typesetter and contributed articles to his older brother Orion's newspaper. He achieved great success as a writer and public speaker.

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