Moon Unit Zappa

My Dad was so open creatively that I was off in search of black turtleneck bathing suits with long sleeves. ↗

— Moon Unit Zappa

#black #creatively #dad #i #long

My mother did literally hitchhike barefoot to the country store. ↗

— Moon Unit Zappa

#country #did #literally #mother #store

My mother tells this story that when I first went to school, I thought I was going to help the teachers. I didn't realise I was going to get educated. ↗

— Moon Unit Zappa

#first #get #going #help #i

Not many people know what their parents sound like having sex. It was noisy. ↗

— Moon Unit Zappa

#know #like #many #noisy #parents

The idea of licking stamps seemed great fun for me. ↗

— Moon Unit Zappa

#great #idea #licking #me #seemed

I spent most of my life locked in my bedroom, miserable about my raging acne. ↗

— Moon Unit Zappa

#acne #bedroom #i #life #locked