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Phyllis Battelle

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A broken heart is what makes life so wonderful five years later, when you see the guy in an elevator and he is fat and smoking a cigar and saying long-time-no-see.


— Phyllis Battelle


#broken heart #cigar #elevator #fat #five

If you haven't had at least a slight poetic crack in the heart, you have been cheated by nature.


— Phyllis Battelle


#cheated #crack #had #haven #heart

A reporter discovers, in the course of many years of interviewing celebrities, that most actors are more attractive behind a spotlight than over a spot of tea.


— Phyllis Battelle


#behind #celebrities #course #discovers #interviewing

For her fifth wedding, the bride wore black and carried a scotch and soda.


— Phyllis Battelle


#bride #carried #fifth #her #scotch






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