Steven Moffat

Geronimo! ↗

— Steven Moffat

#doctor-who #the-doctor #doctor-who

You don't want to take over the universe. You wouldn't know what to do with it beyond shout at it. ↗

— Steven Moffat

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Hitler: Thank you, whoever you are. I think you just saved my life. The Doctor: Believe me... It was an accident. ↗

— Steven Moffat

#dr-who #funny #hitler #tardis #funny

Amy: I never knew you drank wine. Doctor: I'm 1103 I must have drunk it sometime in my life. *takes sip and spits it out in disgust* ↗

— Steven Moffat

#doctor-who #impossible-astronaut #who #life

See the bowtie? I wear it and I don't care. That's why it's cool. ↗

— Steven Moffat

#cool #doctor-who #doctor-who

Though the man above might say hello, expect no love from the beast below ↗

— Steven Moffat

#the-beast-below #love

Rule 1: The Doctor lies. ↗

— Steven Moffat

#doctor-who #eleventh-doctor #let-s-kill-hitler #doctor-who

You should always waste time when you don't have any. Time is not the boss of you. Rule 408. ↗

— Steven Moffat

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The Doctor: It's my nose; it has special powers. Nancy: Yeah? That why it's so...? The Doctor: What? Nancy: Nothing. The Doctor: What? Nancy: Nothing. Do your ears have special powers too? ↗

— Steven Moffat

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So is this how it works Doctor? You never interfere with the affairs of other peoples or planets, unless there are children crying? ↗

— Steven Moffat

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