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Will Rogers

Read through the most famous quotes from Will Rogers




It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.


— Will Rogers


#costs #counts #man #pay #you

Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.


— Will Rogers


#drunks #our #protects #senators

We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.


— Will Rogers


#because #curb #go #heroes #sit

It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you.


— Will Rogers


#easy #got #government #humorist #whole

People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.


— Will Rogers


#bad #fly #into #landing #make

Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.


— Will Rogers


#being #earth #hero #profession

The best way out of a difficulty is through it.


— Will Rogers


#best way #difficulty #out #through #way

We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.


— Will Rogers


#get #good #here #laughs #spell

Things ain't what they used to be and never were.


— Will Rogers


#things #used #were

There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.


— Will Rogers


#fence #few #kinds #learn #learns






About Will Rogers

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Did you know about Will Rogers?

This memorial was dedicated on February 16 1950 by Rogers' longtime friend Amon G. On November 4 1948 the United States Post Office commemorated Rogers with a first day cover of a 3-cent stamp with his image—the inscription reads "In honor of Will Rogers Humorist Claremore Oklahoma. The rest of his career he built around that skill.

By the mid-1930s Rogers was adored by the American people. His vaudeville rope act led to success in the Ziegfeld Follies which in turn led to the first of his many movie contracts.

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