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Will Rogers

Read through the most famous quotes from Will Rogers




What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.


— Will Rogers


#country #fingernails #minds #needs

An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.


— Will Rogers


#cry #laugh #make #never #onion

One-third of the people in the United States promote, while the other two-thirds provide.


— Will Rogers


#other #people #promote #provide #states

You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is.


— Will Rogers


#fruit #go #got #limb #out

Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.


— Will Rogers


#become #crime #lawyer #make #pay

The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer.


— Will Rogers


#optimist #still

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.


— Will Rogers


#income #income tax #liars #made #more

Even though you are on the right track - you will get run over if you just sit there.


— Will Rogers


#get #just #over #right #right track

Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.


— Will Rogers


#debt #due #like #may #never

It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for.


— Will Rogers


#get #good #good thing #government #pay






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Did you know about Will Rogers?

This memorial was dedicated on February 16 1950 by Rogers' longtime friend Amon G. On November 4 1948 the United States Post Office commemorated Rogers with a first day cover of a 3-cent stamp with his image—the inscription reads "In honor of Will Rogers Humorist Claremore Oklahoma. The rest of his career he built around that skill.

By the mid-1930s Rogers was adored by the American people. His vaudeville rope act led to success in the Ziegfeld Follies which in turn led to the first of his many movie contracts.

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