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The father of a daughter is nothing but a high-class hostage. A father turns a stony face to his sons, berates them, shakes his antlers, paws the ground, snorts, runs them off into the underbrush, but when his daughter puts her arm over his shoulder and says, 'Daddy, I need to ask you something,' he is a pat of butter in a hot frying pan.


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and within 10 minutes was told by three people that this was the BuGarrison Keillors' church and that it would be better if I didn't talk about politics. "[dead link] in the Blair Arcade Building at the southwest corner of Selby and N. In April 2000 he took the programme to Edinburgh Scotland and gave two performances in the city's Queen's Hall.

Gary Edward "Garrison" Keillor (born August 7 1942) is an American author storyteller humorist and radio personality.

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