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Cracking his knuckles, Cary dramatically prepared to open his fortune cookie. “Let’s see. Will I be rich? Famous? About to meet Mr. or Ms. Tall, Dark, and Tasty? Traveling to distant lands? What’d you guys get?” “Mine’s lame,” I said. “In the end all things will be known. Duh. I didn’t need a fortune to figure that out.” Gideon opened his and read, “Prosperity will knock on your door soon.” I snorted. Cary shot me a look. “I know, right? You snatched someone else’s cookie, Cross.” “He better not be anywhere near someone else’s cookie,” I said dryly. Reaching over, Gideon plucked half of mine out of my fingers. “Don’t worry, angel. Your cookie is the only one I want.” He popped it in his mouth with a wink. “Gag,” Cary muttered. “Get a room.” He cracked his fortune with a flourish, and then scowled. “What the fuck?” I leaned forward. “What’s it say?” “Confucius say,” Gideon ad-libbed, “man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.” Cary threw half his cookie at Gideon, who caught it deftly and grinned. “Give me that.” I snatched the fortune out from between Cary’s fingers and read it. Then laughed. “Fuck you, Eva.” “Well?” Gideon prodded. “Pick another cookie.” Gideon smiled. “Pwned by a fortune.” Cary threw the other half of his cookie.

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She currently writes romantic fiction novels for Berkley Books (contemporary romance) New American Library (speculative/paranormal) and Kensington Brava (historical) and Zebra (futuristic - under the pseudonym Livia Dare). She also writes under the pseudonyms S. Day)
Eve of Darkness (2009)
Eve of Destruction (2009)
Eve of Chaos (2009)
Eve of Sin City (2010)
Eve of Warfare (2010) in The Mammoth Book of Paranormal Romance 2 (2010)

Renegade Angels
A Dark Kiss of Rapture (2011)
A Touch of Crimson (2011)
A Caress of Wings (2012)
A Hunger So Wild (2012)
A Taste of Seduction (2013)

Sapphire Series (w/a Livia Dare)
In the Flesh (2009)

Perfectly Plum: Unauthorized Essays on of the Life Loves and Other Disasters of Stephanie Plum Trenton Bounty Hunter (2007)
The Write Ingredients: Recipes from Your Favorite Authors (2007)
Lustfully Ever After: Fairy Tale Erotic Romance (Foreword - 2011)
Fifty Writers on Fifty Shades of Grey (2012)
Story of O (Introduction - 2013).

Reflected in You debuted on The New York Times bestseller list at #1 on both the ebook fiction list and the combined print/ebook fiction list. The first book in the series Bared to You was declared Penguin UK's "fastest selling paperback for a decade" and Penguin Group (USA) reports that Bared to You is Berkley's biggest breakout book of 2012. The digital edition of Reflected in You the second book in the series released on October 2 2012 and sold 286000 digital copies in the United States its first week of sales.

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