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The only way that I could figure they could improve upon Coca-Cola, one of life's most delightful elixirs, which studies prove will heal the sick and occasionally raise the dead, is to put bourbon in it.


Lewis Grizzard


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ADD: Shoot Low Boys - They're Ridin' Shetland Ponies (In Search of True Grit) First Balantine Books Edition: March 1987 Fourteenth Printing: August 1991 Library of Congress Catalog Card Number: 85-61974
Kathy Sue Loudermilk I Love You: A Good Beer Joint Is Hard to Find and Other Facts of Life (1 December 1979) (Collection of previously publiLewis Grizzardd Atlanta Journal-Constitution columns)
Won't You Come Home Billy Bob Bailey?: An Assortment of Home-Cooked Journalism for People Who Wonder Why Clean Underwear Doesn't Grow on Trees (1 November 1980) (Collection of previously publiLewis Grizzardd Atlanta Journal-Constitution columns)
Glory! Glory! Georgia's 1980 Championship Season: The Inside Story (1981) (Loran Smith with Lewis Grizzard)
Don't Sit Under The Grits Tree With Anyone Else But Me (1 November 1981) (Collection of previously publiLewis Grizzardd Atlanta Journal-Constitution columns)
They Tore Out My Heart and Stomped That Sucker Flat (1 October 1982)
If Love Were Oil I'd Be About A Quart Low (1 October 1983)
Elvis Is Dead and I Don't Feel So Good Myself (1 October 1984)
Shoot Low Boys - They're Riding Shetland Ponies (1 October 1985)
My Daddy Was A Pistol and I'm a Son of a Gun (1 October 1986)
When My Love Returns From The Ladies Room Will I Be Too Old To Care? (1 October 1987) (Collection of previously publiLewis Grizzardd Atlanta Journal-Constitution columns)
Don't Bend Over In the Garden Granny - You Know Them Taters Got Eyes (1 October 1988)
Lewis Grizzard on Fear of Flying (1 April 1989)
Lewis Grizzard's Advice To The Newly Wed. Grizzard suffered from brain damage according to one report[citation needed] from lack of oxygen to his brain. Biography
Grizzard was born in Fort Benning Georgia.

Chili Dawgs Always Bark at Night) expanded versions of his stand-up comedy routines (I Haven't Understood Anything Since 1962) and the autobiographical If I Ever Get Back to Georgia I'm Gonna Nail My Feet to the Ground. Lewis McDonald Grizzard Jr. Grizzard was also the stepbrother of the Southern humorist Ludlow Porch.

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