As a kid I was short and only weighed 95 pounds. And though I was active in a lot of Sports and got along with most of the guys, I think I used comedy as a defense mechanism. You know making someone laugh is a much better way to solve a problem than by using your fists.

Each year Dorf has three sketches; in 2009 he tried to give Santa his Christmas list failing and accidentally hitting Santa with a golf ball. He has lent his voice to other TV shows including The Simpsons Disney spin-off Hercules The Wild Thornberrys Cybill What's New Scooby-Doo? The Proud Family Scooby-Doo! Pirates Ahoy! Caillou and What's with Andy?. In 2003 he returned to television on the short-lived WB Network comedy.

Commander Quinton McHale (played by Ernest Borgnine) for co-starring alongside Carol Burnett on The Carol Burnett Show and as the voice of Barnacle Boy from the animated series SpongeBob SquarePants. Thomas Daniel "Tim" Conway (born December 15 1933) is an Emmy award-winning American comedian and actor who has worked in sitcoms sketch comedy and film. Conway is best known for his role in the popular 1960s WWII sitcom McHale's Navy as the inept Ensign Charles Parker second in command to Lt.