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#absurd

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Love is like learning to ride a midget, which I’ve never done because I’m afraid of heights. ↗


— Jarod Kintz


#funny #humor #love #midget #age

I want to drown in all the ink used to write positive things about my clone and how great he is. ↗


— Jarod Kintz


#clones #funny #greatness #humor #ink

The other thing I like, in fact, several months ago I introduced a bill to end the absurd catch and release policy where our government has been giving tickets, essentially, to people who enter illegally and then letting them go and show up of their own volition. ↗


— John Doolittle


#ago #been #bill #catch #end

Theo named his son Theology. But his son changed it to The O to honor his dad, Orafoura. ↗


— Jarod Kintz


#honor #orafoura #theology #change

My love is meatloaf flavored. I just wish my meatloaf was also meatloaf flavored.
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— Dora J. Arod


#desire #flavor #food #funny #humor

Love walked in the door like a dusty cowboy, and I looked that cowboy dead in his eyes and said, “I thought I shot you.” And his eyes never blinked, wavered, or watered as he said, “You did. You shot me in the leg. But you can’t kill love that easily. And today you’re going to learn how deadly Love can be.” That was over four years ago, and I’m still alive. So that was his plan all along, to serve me up a super slow death. Sort of like torture, only imperceptible and more pleasant. ↗


— Jarod Kintz


#cowboy #funny #humor #love #age

O.K., then, all right, they would adopt a white-trash dog. Ha ha. They could name it Zeke, buy it a little corncob pipe and a straw hat. She imagined the puppy, having crapped on the rug, looking up at her, going, Cain’t hep it. But no. Had she come from a perfect place? Everything was transmutable. She imagined the puppy grown up, entertaining some friends, speaking to them in a British accent: My family of origin was, um, rather not, shall we say, of the most respectable... Ha ha, wow, the mind was amazing, always cranking out these— ↗


— George Saunders


#humor #puppy #family

You love all your characters, even the ridiculous ones. You have to on some level; they're your weird creations in some kind of way. I don't even know how you approach the process of conceiving the characters if in a sense you hated them. It's just absurd. ↗


— Joel Coen


#approach #characters #conceiving #creations #even

I have too much respect for the idea of God to make it responsible for such an absurd world. ↗


— Georges Duhamel


#god #i #idea #make #much

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. ↗


— Anatole France


#act #fashion #human #human nature #nature






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