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I tried to drown my sorrows, but the bastards learned how to swim, and now I am overwhelmed by this decent and good feeling.


Frida Kahlo


#bastards #decent #drown #feeling #good

I knew everything happened for a reason. I just wished the reason would hurry up and make itself known.


Christina Lauren


#everything-happens-for-a-reason #beauty

Je suis à toi.


Christina Lauren


#french #i-m-yours #beauty

Never feel like or say you are "giving up" your favorite foods. Those words have a negative connotation, like you are sacrificing something. You're not "giving up" anything. You are simply empowered now and able to make educated, controlled choices about what you will and won't put into your body, your temple.


Rory Freedman


#education

You are your mother's trueborn son of Lannister." "Am I?" the dwarf replied, sardonic. "Do tell my lord father. My mother died birthing me, and he's never been sure." "I don't even know who my mother was," Jon said. "Some woman, no doubt. Most of them are." He favored Jon with a rueful grin. "Remember this, boy. All dwarfs may be bastards, yet not all bastards need be dwarfs." And with that he turned and sauntered back into the feast, whistling a tune. When he opened the door, the light from within threw his shadow clear across the yard, and for just a moment Tyrion Lannister stood tall as a king.


George R.R. Martin


#dwarfs #humor #jon-snow #king #sarcasm

He was the sort of person who stood on mountaintops during thunderstorms in wet copper armour shouting "All the Gods are bastards."


Terry Pratchett


#bastards #copper #during #gods #person

All I want is a gentleman. I'm sick to bloody death of bastards.


Katie Price


#bloody #death #gentleman #i #sick

America is at that awkward stage; it's too late to work within the system, but too early to shoot the bastards.


Claire Wolfe


#awkward #bastards #early #late #shoot

I decided there and then to sue the bastards.


Barry Sheene


#decided #i #sue #then #there and then

I decided to masturbate with shampoo instead of conditioner today. Because yolo. Things Jesus never said.


Dave Matthes


#bastard #booze #comedy #conditioner #crack






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