#birthday

Just hit my 75th birthday, I'm feeling great! ↗

— Colin Powell

#feeling #great #hit #i #just

If you look in the Bible there's no birthdays. ↗

— Prince

#birthdays #look #you

I tried to bake a cake for my mother's birthday - it took me four hours. It was terrible, and I cried for three days. ↗

— Rachael Ray

#birthday #cake #cried #days #four

I'll never forget my 24th birthday when my tooth got punched out. And for a second I was like, it would be really hilarious if I sold it on eBay. But I can't, that's just too creepy. I don't think I can go there. ↗

— Evan Rachel Wood

#creepy #ebay #forget #go #got

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.' ↗

— Steven Wright

#around #burned #candle #down #everyone

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. ↗

— Steven Wright

#fight #got #i #out #put

A gift, with a kind countenance, is a double present. ↗

— Thomas Fuller

#countenance #double #gift #kind #present

I love having my birthday at Australia Zoo. ↗

— Bindi Irwin

#birthday #having #i #i love #love

If there's one thing I really want for my birthday, that is for the mining company not to mine my daddy's reserve. ↗

— Bindi Irwin

#company #daddy #i #mine #mining

The return of my birthday, if I remember it, fills me with thoughts which it seems to be the general care of humanity to escape. ↗

— Samuel Johnson

#care #escape #fills #general #humanity