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Almost every one of my various zero numbered birthdays has had a big concert in London and often in Paris.


Elliott Carter


#big #birthdays #concert #every #had

One thought I think every person eventually thinks is, “Holy shit, I’m going to die!” Sorry, I just turned thirty yesterday, so my mortality is on my mind.



Jarod Kintz


#anguish #birthday #death #die #human

One of the many problems with aging is that you begin to think of yourself as a slob because your birthday suit can never be cleaned or pressed no matter how spotted or wrinkled it gets


Bob Smith


#birthday-suit #wrinkles #age

Link says if a girl says not to get her a birthday present that means get me a birthday present and make sure it’s jewelry.


Kami Garcia


#gift #jewelry #present #beauty

My girlfriend just bought me a portable toaster. And my birthday’s coming up, so I’m half expecting her to buy me a portable bathtub to go along with it.


Jarod Kintz


#electrocution #funny #funny

Brilliantly lit from stem to stern, she looked like a sagging birthday cake.


Walter Lord


#brilliantly #cake #like #lit #looked

Being seventy is not a sin.


Golda Meir


#being #seventy #sin

John Candy knew he was going to die. He told me on his 40th birthday. He said, well, Maureen, I'm on borrowed time.


Maureen O'Hara


#birthday #borrowed #candy #die #going

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity.


Eleanor Roosevelt


#ask #birth #child #could #curiosity

I grew up doing all that stuff because I was obsessed with the '50s. I had sock hops for birthday parties. So I've always done The Twist and stuff. It was pretty natural and, with my parents doing it all the time, I'd just copy them. Not very pretty.


Brittany Snow


#because #birthday #copy #doing #done






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