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You know, we'd just had a birthday, he was... you know, he still had a future out of him, and all I can is he was just one of the most beautiful people in the world... a very gifted man, and it's a loss to the world, not just for us.


Robin Gibb


#beautiful people #birthday #future #gifted #had

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'


Jerry Seinfeld


#blow #cake #candle #get #getting

On March 5th, I'm having my birthday celebration. The party starts at midnight, and ends at 12:01 AM. Don't be late!


Jarod Kintz


#funny #funny

There weren't any astronauts until I was about 10. Yuri Gagarin went into space right around my 10th birthday.


John L. Phillips


#any #around #astronauts #birthday #i

All I want for my birthday is a date with my muse Christina Aguilera Is that too much for a guy to ask for?


O Crisstopher


#dating

The best birthday present I ever got from my grandpa was a skinny black tie. It didn’t come in a bag, a box, or even rolled up in tissue paper. It came wrapped in wisdom. As soon as he gave it to me he said, “A tie would make a stronger impression on your boss if you used it as a blindfold and kidnapped him. That‘s why I bought you a black one.


Jarod Kintz


#blindfold #funny #kidnapped #wisdom #funny

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.


Larry Lorenzoni


#statistics-humor #humor

You were born, and with you endless possibilities―very few ever to be realized.  It's okay.  Life was never about what you could do, but what you would do. 


Richelle E. Goodrich


#birthday #drive #effort #hope #possibilities

Okay," she said as he lit the candle and hummed the birthday song. "You know,this is all very Jake Ryan of you." "Who's Jake Ryan?" "The hottie from Sixteen Candles—the best teenage movie ever made. The last scene looks just like this," she said, looking around the room. "All right, well, don't you go wishing for him when you blow out the candle." "I love you,Jace. You're the only thing I want.


Phoebe Lane


#hilarious #love #romantic #love

A BIRTHDAY Something continues and I don't know what to call it though the language is full of suggestions in the way of language but they are all anonymous and it's almost your birthday music next to my bones these nights we hear the horses running in the rain it stops and the moon comes out and we are still here the leaks in the roof go on dripping after the rain has passed smell of ginger flowers slips through the dark house down near the sea the slow heart of the beacon flashes the long way to you is still tied to me but it brought me to you I keep wanting to give you what is already yours it is the morning of the mornings together breath of summer oh my found one the sleep in the same current and each waking to you when I open my eyes you are what I wanted to see.


W.S. Merwin


#love #love






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