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John Candy knew he was going to die. He told me on his 40th birthday. He said, well, Maureen, I'm on borrowed time.


Maureen O'Hara


#birthday #borrowed #candy #die #going

If you look over the years, the styles have changed - the clothes, the hair, the production, the approach to the songs. The icing to the cake has changed flavors. But if you really look at the cake itself, it's really the same.


John Oates


#approach #cake #changed #clothes #flavors

I'm amazed. When I was 40, I thought I'd never make 50. And at 50 I thought the frosting on the cake would be 60. At 60, I was still going strong and enjoying everything.


Gloria Stuart


#amazed #cake #enjoying #everything #going

Birthdays could be such a bummer when you were older than the country you lived in.


Lynsay Sands


#birthday #life #age

Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.


Sammy Hagar


#chance #every #get #new #start

We have to be able to grow up. Our wrinkles are our medals of the passage of life. They are what we have been through and who we want to be.


Lauren Hutton


#able #been #grow #grow up #life

Link says if a girl says not to get her a birthday present that means get me a birthday present and make sure it’s jewelry.


Kami Garcia


#gift #jewelry #present #beauty

I’ll be 30 in April. My birthday is March 5th.


Jarod Kintz


#funny #funny

My birthday is on a holiday, I just have to wait until I die and they commemorate me.


Jarod Kintz


#commemorate #death #holiday #humor #immortalize

Glen had a disability more disfiguring than a burn and more terrifying than cancer. Glen had been born on the day after Christmas. "My parents just combine my birthday with Christmas, that's all," he explained. But we knew this was a lie. Glen's parents just wrapped a couple of his Christmas presents in birthday-themed wrapping paper, stuck some candles in a supermarket cake, and had a dinner of Christmas leftovers.


Augusten Burroughs


#christmas #humor #humor






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