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#birthday

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #birthday




The year you were born marks only your entry into the world. Other years where you prove your worth, they are the ones worth celebrating. 



Jarod Kintz


#accomplishment #achieve #achievement #birth #birthday

Happy birthday,” she said. “And next time? Eat the stupid cupcake.


Rachel Caine


#claire-danvers #cupcake #morganville-vampires #shane-collins #short-story

Tucker: "But she gave me the perfect gift." Clara: "What?" Tucker: "You.


Cynthia Hand


#crush #gift #sweet #gifts

The main prank that we play with props is for people's birthdays. The special effects people will put a little explosive in the cake so it blows up in their face - that's always fun to play on a guest star, or one of the trainees or someone who's new.


Catherine Bell


#always #birthdays #blows #cake #effects

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.


Erma Bombeck


#defends #electric #friend #gets #her

This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday... I wanted to be 65 again, but they wouldn't let me - Homeland Security.


Art Buchwald


#again #celebrate #homeland #homeland security #i

As far as those kinds of things, I also played at the concert to call for the release of Nelson Mandela when he was a political prisoner in South Africa. We were celebrating his 70th birthday and calling for his release.


Jackson Browne


#also #as far as #birthday #call #calling

I just feel like it gets harder and harder every year with Ace getting older and time away from my husband and even family events such as birthdays and friends' weddings and things that I've always just missed out on because of softball.


Jennie Finch


#always #away #because #birthdays #even

I lost twins at 14 weeks, and I had to have an D and C on my birthday.


Amy Weber


#had #i #lost #twins #weeks

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.


Mitch Hedberg


#buy #cake #candle #got #holder






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