#birthday

I'll never forget my 24th birthday when my tooth got punched out. And for a second I was like, it would be really hilarious if I sold it on eBay. But I can't, that's just too creepy. I don't think I can go there. ↗

— Evan Rachel Wood

#creepy #ebay #forget #go #got

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.' ↗

— Steven Wright

#around #burned #candle #down #everyone

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. ↗

— Steven Wright

#fight #got #i #out #put

Your children need your presence more than your presents. ↗

— Jesse Jackson

#children #more #need #presence #presents

I love photography. My boyfriend's got a great camera, which I bought for his birthday. ↗

— Sarah Sutton

#bought #boyfriend #camera #got #great

When I was in elementary school, I used to write letters to myself. I'd write letters and go 'Dear Kristen-at-16-years-old, happy birthday. I hope you're doing something.' ↗

— Kristin Kreuk

#dear #doing #elementary #elementary school #go

I can put my legs behind my head and sing 'Happy Birthday.' Because that's something that me and my friends used to do when we were in gymnastics class as kids, and I can still do it. I was doing it since I was 8 and 9. They used to call me Gumby. Very bendy. ↗

— Emmy Rossum

#behind #birthday #call #class #doing

I tend to foster drama via bleakness. If I want the reader to feel sympathy for a character, I cleave the character in half, on his birthday. And then it starts raining. And he's made of sugar. ↗

— George Saunders

#character #drama #feel #foster #half

Do not forget birthdays. This is in no way a propaganda for a larger population. ↗

— Gertrude Stein

#forget #larger #population #propaganda #way

I went to a rare live Van Dyke show and met him there. And then he came to a show of mine and we spoke back stage. The third time was at Brian Wilson's birthday party. ↗

— Matthew Sweet

#birthday #birthday party #brian #came #dyke