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#birthday

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Well, I started conducting kind of by accident. I wanted to give myself a special birthday present for my fortieth birthday, and I was living in San Francisco at the time and I started attending some of the concerts and then simply dropping hints. ↗


— Bobby McFerrin


#attending #birthday #concerts #conducting #dropping

It was my 16th birthday - my mom and dad gave me my Goya classical guitar that day. I sat down, wrote this song, and I just knew that that was the only thing I could ever really do - write songs and sing them to people. ↗


— Stevie Nicks


#birthday #classical #classical guitar #could #dad

All I want for my birthday is a date with my muse Christina Aguilera Is that too much for a guy to ask for? ↗


— O Crisstopher


#dating

Jarod Kintz Day—it’s not just my birthday, but it should be a holiday that’s mandatory to celebrate, punishable by death if you don’t. It’ll be a holiday that honors freedom.
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— Jarod Kintz


#celebrate #death #freedom #holiday #honor

Death did this to people: making cowards, scapegoats, preachers and mourners of the living; while the dead – ignoble or not – became objects of respect for achieving something before the rest of us. ↗


— Meghna Pant


#meghna-pant #death

I got you a birthday present. The box is the exact same size as a coffin.
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— Jarod Kintz


#coffin #death #funny #gift #humor

For your birthday I got you some batteries. They’re dead, just like you’ll soon be.
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— Jarod Kintz


#birthday #dead #death #funny #gift

My parents always said that knowledge was the best gift they could give me, probably because they were too cheap to buy me Christmas or Birthday presents. ↗


— Jarod Kintz


#cheap #christmas #funny #knowledge #funny

I only know I was born on March 5th because someone told me. I don’t remember myself. So it’s fact based on secondhand information and trust. ↗


— Jarod Kintz


#funny #humor #trust #funny

I left school on my 15th birthday. ↗


— David Bailey


#i #left #school






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