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In my first video diary I explained my love for women who have a taste in carrots. Since then, I have received plenty of carrots. Now I also have a keen interest in women who like Lamborghinis.


Louis Tomlinson


#lamborghini #louis-tomlinson #love

The running pants were tolerable, Drustan decided, relieved. The blue trews had clearly been a torture device and would have strangled a man's seed. Mayhap men were fashioned differently in her time. He hadn't seen one other bulge out there on the street; mayhap they all had wee carrots in their trews.


Karen Marie Moning


#drustan #karen-marie-moning #kiss-of-the-highlander #trews #men

I recycle. I have a house in the south of France and I have a small garden. My name is Dujardin - 'from the garden.' I grow carrots, peppers, strawberries, green beans, and things for salads, but there are lots of wild boars all around and they steal the food.


Jean Dujardin


#beans #carrots #food #france #garden

In week one of the 'X Factor,' just to be a little bit quirky, I decided to say that I like girls who eat carrots. Ever since I've had lots and lots and lots of carrots.


Louis Tomlinson


#carrots #decided #eat #ever #factor

As a bounty hunter, I have to dress the part. If I came to the door and looked like Carrot Top, you'd laugh.


Duane Chapman


#came #carrot #carrot top #door #dress

I eat vegetarian a lot. I buy only fresh ingredients and cook from scratch - that way, when I feel like snacking and look in my fridge, it's: 'Oh, baby carrots or chocolate soy pudding. Take your pick.'


Nadia Giosia


#buy #carrots #chocolate #cook #eat

Joan Rivers telling Lauren Bacall her dress is all wrong is like Carrot Top telling Lenny Bruce he needs to get an edge.


Dennis Miller


#carrot #carrot top #dress #edge #get

It was taunted as reality. It was dangled as a carrot. In terms of people's hopes and dreams, to say that that is less of a reality than the daily grind they find themselves in is maybe not correct.


Martin Mull


#correct #daily #dreams #find #grind

I'm Irish, so I'm used to odd stews. I can take it. Just throw a lot of carrots and onions in there and I'll call it dinner.


Liam Neeson


#carrots #dinner #i #i can #irish

Reasonable, even intelligent people can, and frequently do, disagree on how best to achieve peace in the Middle East, but, peace must be the goal of our foreign policy tools, whether they be by the stick or by the carrot.


Nick Rahall


#best #carrot #disagree #east #even






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