#chris

Do you always wear underwear like this, or is it for me?” I rolled to my back and pulled the sheet to my waist. “It isn’t for you, I’ve been wearing underwear like this since Gram gave me my first Frederick’s of Hollywood box on my sixteenth birthday. Now, I owe Victoria’s Secret my first-born child.” Before speaking again, Lee waited several seconds that can only be described as ‘loaded silence’. While this silence was going on, he pulled the sheet back down. “You’re tellin’ me that since you were sixteen you’ve been sittin’ next to me every year at Christmas Dinner wearin’ underwear like this? ↗

— Kristen Ashley

#christmas

Marley was dead: to begin with. ↗

— Charles Dickens

#christmas

Sometimes the hardest part of the journey is believing you're worthy of the trip. ↗

— Glenn Beck

#christmas

So how was Christmas for you guys? Did you all get lots of nice black t-shirts? ↗

— Gerard Way

#fashion #christmas

Am I glowing?" "Like a Christmas tree." "Not just the star?" The bed moved a little, and I felt his hand brush my arm. "No. You're super bright. It's kind of like looking at the sun. ↗

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

#daemon #honesty #katy #sweet-moment #christmas

Big flashy things have my name written all over them. Well... not yet, give me time and a crayon. ↗

— Matt Smith

#big-flashy-things #doctor-who #humour #matt-smith #christmas

When I discovered libraries, it was like having Christmas every day. ↗

— Jean Fritz

#christmas

Christmas is doing a little something extra for someone. ↗

— Charles M. Schulz

#christmas

When we recall Christmas past, we usually find that the simplest things - not the great occasions - give off the greatest glow of happiness. ↗

— Bob Hope

#christmas

Alaska finished her cigarette and flicked it into the river. 'Why do you smoke so damn fast?' I asked. She looked at me and smiled widely, and such a wide smile on her narrow face might have looked goofy were it not for the unimpeachably elegant green in her eyes. She smiled with all the delight of a kid on Christmas morning and said, 'Y'all smoke to enjoy it. I smoke to die. ↗

— John Green

#looking-for-alaska #christmas