#comeback

Use a condom. The world doesn't need another you. ↗

— Carroll Bryant

#condoms #humorous-comebacks #insult #humor

You suck at working with someone," I say, because it's true. ↗

— Elizabeth Norris

#lol-comeback #lol

You know, you're rather amusingly wrong. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#funny #humor #humorous #irony #satire

Did he teach you how to bore you opponents to sleep? Because I think I missed that lesson - Allie ↗

— Julie Kagawa

#funny-comebacks #funny

I forgot my purse of laughter when I dressed this mornin'," she told me. "Have you not bought anythin' the last few days? Prices have gone up. Pay or starve, it's all one to me. ↗

— Tamora Pierce

#humorous-comebacks #inflation #sarcasm #seller #humor

I'm passionate again about writing. This is important to me; it's got to be the comeback book. ↗

— Jeffrey Archer

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You only think of the best comeback when you leave. ↗

— Jimmy Fallon

#comeback #leave #only #think #you

Well, Marx is having a comeback. I hear him mentioned a lot in terms of the global financial situation and the general sense of injustice out there. A lot of economic experts in America refer to him without actually using the M word, but he's around. ↗

— David Byrne

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I'm always making a comeback but nobody ever tells me where I've been. ↗

— Billie Holiday

#been #comeback #ever #i #making

I'm really thankful to God, man. Like now, I'm really making a real comeback with my group. With or without a record, with or without a movie. And behind all the negative press behind this movie. ↗

— Ike Turner

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