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#comedy

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #comedy




Buckle up. It'd be embarrassing to die in a hearse.


Stephanie Bond


#romantic-comedy #romantic

Kau yakin kau sudah mengecek rias wajahmu? Matamu kelihatan seperti mata panda.


Francisca Todi


#relationship #romance #romance-novels #romantic #romantic-comedy

This is the material, by the way, that has kept me virtually anonymous in America for the past 15 years. Gee, I wonder why we're hated the world over? Look at these fat Americans in the front row - 'Why doesn't he just hit fruit with a hammer?' Folks, I could have done that, walked around being a millionaire and franchising myself but no, I had to have this weird thing about trying to illuminate the collective unconscious and help humanity. Fucking moron.


Bill Hicks


#stand-up-comedy #comedy

Sir Eustace was with Royce and Stefan looking over some maps when he was informed by the guard that the ladies were asking for him. "Is there no end to her arrogance!" Royce bit out, referring to Jenny. "She even sends her guards on errands, and what's more, they run to do her bidding." Checking his tirade, he said shortly, "I assume it was the blue-eyed one with the dirty face who sent you?" Sir Lionel chuckled and shook his head. "I saw two clean faces, Royce, but the one who talked to me had greenish eyes, not blue." "Ah, I see," Royce said sarcastically, "it wasn't Arrogance that sent you trotting away from your post, it was Beauty. What does she want?


Judith McNaught


#humor #beauty

Sticks and stones may break your bones but words can break hearts.


Tim Minchin


#humor #hurt #love #humor

Because I think in order to get famous you have to be known for something. Like 'You're the romantic comedy girl' or 'You're the Oscar-winning whatever girl.'


Rachel Weisz


#comedy #famous #get #girl #i

Comedy takes a very specific technique, specific skills.


Joseph Gordon-Levitt


#skills #specific #takes #technique #very

Comedy is what I really want to do and propel.


Marisa Tomei


#i #propel #really #want

I didn't take anything from anyone - first of all. Second of all, I opened a comedy club with money that I saved over 25 years. I created jobs.


Jon Lovitz


#anything #club #comedy #comedy club #created

And then also I think it's harder for women because comedy is so opposite of being ladylike.


Wanda Sykes


#because #being #comedy #harder #i






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