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Harmony glanced to her left, and my gaze followed hers to the living room, where my aunt had died, my cousin had been restored, and I'd whacked a psychotic grim reaper with a cast-iron skillet. Weirdest. Tuesday. Ever. ↗


— Rachel Vincent


#soul-screamers #tuesdays #harmony

In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians called it 'Christmas' and went to church; the Jews called it 'Hanukkah' and went to synagogue; the atheists went to parties and drank. People passing each other on the street would say 'Merry Christmas!' or 'Happy Hanukkah!' or (to the atheists) 'Look out for the wall! ↗


— Dave Barry


#hanukkah #holidays #christianity

They wrote in the old days that it is sweet and fitting to die for one's country. But in modern war, there is nothing sweet nor fitting in your dying. You will die like a dog for no good reason. ↗


— Ernest Hemingway


#days #die #dog #dying #fitting

Christmas it seems to me is a necessary festival; we require a season when we can regret all the flaws in our human relationships: it is the feast of failure, sad but consoling. ↗


— Graham Greene


#holidays #christmas

There are some days when I think I'm going to die from an overdose of satisfaction. ↗


— Salvador Dali


#die #going #i #i think #satisfaction

I'm off for two weeks, so until I get back, take the characters in this tweet and parcel them out one per day. Use this Q wisely. ↗


— Stephen Colbert


#humour #twitter #twitter

It's different today than it was then. In those days we were strictly amateurs. If I had wanted to stay in for the '80 Olympics, my parents couldn't have afforded it. ↗


— Dorothy Hamill


#days #different #had #i #olympics

Oh dear sunday, I want to sleep in your arms and have fun day. ↗


— Santosh Kalwar


#poetry-quotes #sunday #sundays #poetry-quotes

I was tortured, and probably half of it was deserved, but I was bullied - so much so that there were days when I was like, 'I can't go to school today.' I was too scared. ↗


— Chelsea Handler


#days #deserved #go #half #i

With nearly 20 days until Iraq emerges as a free sovereign state for the first time in more than three decades, terrorists have increasingly targeted our country's infrastructure. ↗


— Iyad Allawi


#days #decades #emerges #first #first time






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