#fork

Death is funny, when you think about it. Everybody does it, but nobody knows how, exactly how. ↗

— Laurie Halse Anderson

#morton-s-fork #twisted #death

If you come to a fork in the road, take it. ↗

— Yogi Berra

#fork #fork in the road #road #take #you

I've realized you can use a fork as a spoon if you use it rapidly enough. ↗

— John Mayer

#fork #i #rapidly #realized #spoon

When I was little, my mother taught me how to use a fork and knife. The trouble is that Mother forget to teach me how to stop using them! ↗

— Hattie McDaniel

#fork #how #i #knife #little

One way to find food for thought is to use the fork in the road, the bifurcation that marks the place of emergence in which a new line of development begins to branch off. ↗

— William Irwin Thompson

#branch #development #emergence #find #food

You don't need a silver fork to eat good food. ↗

— Paul Prudhomme

#eat #fork #good #good food #need

sometimes there is too much irony all piled up in the barn, and you have to / pitchfork another steaming pile of irony on top of it all, and you have to / pitchfork another, and another, and another / when the world is shit-streaked with irony that is when beauty will emerge / love is irony / purists sure hate farce / but pushing against things is the only possible way to live ↗

— Mark Leidner

#pitchforks #sincerity #beauty

It seems that for many the cure to acne is at the end of their fork, not in a prescription pad. ↗

— Mark E. Hyman

#cure #end #fork #many #pad

If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork the way they do a golf club, they'd starve to death. ↗

— Sam Snead

#club #death #fork #golf #golf club

I travel 330 days a year and eat every two and a half hours - I'm a big guy. I always carry a fork, little bottles of spices, and Sriracha. I eat what I feel like eating. ↗

— Robert Irvine

#big #big guy #bottles #carry #days