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#funeral

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #funeral




I want words at my funeral. But I guess that means you need life in your life.


Markus Zusak


#funeral #life #death

For 3 million you could give everyone in Scotland a shovel, and we could dig a hole so deep we could hand her over to Satan in person (on Margaret Thatcher)


Frankie Boyle


#devil #funeral #hell #margaret-thatcher #politics

Be aware of this truth that the people on this earth could be joyous, if only they would live rationally and if they would contribute mutually to each others' welfare. This world is not a vale of sorrows if you will recognize discriminatingly what is truly excellent in it; and if you will avail yourself of it for mutual happiness and well-being. Therefore, let us explain as often as possible, and particularly at the departure of life, that we base our faith on firm foundations, on Truth for putting into action our ideas which do not depend on fables and ideas which Science has long ago proven to be false.


Kurt Vonnegut


#clemens-vonnegut #freethinker #funeral #science #skeptic

Ah, much deluded! lay aside Thy threats, and anger misapplied! Art not afraid with sounds like these To offend, where thou canst not appease? Death is not (wherefore dream'st thou thus?) The son of night and Erebus: Not was of fell Erynnis born On gulfs where Chaos rules forlorn. But sent from God, his presence leaves, To gather home his ripen'd sheaves, To call encumber'd souls away From fleshly bonds to boundless day, (As when the winged hours excited, And summon forth the morning light) And each to convoy to her place Before the Eternal Father's face.


John Milton


#anger

Royal summoned mourners. They came from the village, from the neighboring hills and, wailing like dogs at midnight, laid siege to the house. Old women beat their heads against the walls, moaning men prostrated themselves: it was the art of sorrow, and those who best mimicked grief were much admired. After the funeral everyone went away, satisfied that they'd done a good job.


Truman Capote


#funeral #grief #house #phonies #satisfaction

Each family of the United States military now attends to their loved ones funeral with a wrenching worry that it will be met possibly with a protest or a demonstration.


Steve Buyer


#demonstration #each #family #funeral #loved

It's important to attend funerals. It is important to view the body, they say, and to see it committed to earth or fire because unless you do that, the loved one dies for you again and again.


Ann-Marie MacDonald


#funeral #death

I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car.


Steven Wright


#clown #died #friend #friends #funeral

I've a great fancy to see my own funeral afore I die.


Maria Edgeworth


#fancy #funeral #great #i #my own

Anything awful makes me laugh. I misbehaved once at a funeral.


Charles Lamb


#awful #funeral #i #laugh #makes






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