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#funeral

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #funeral




What men prize most is a privilege, even if it be that of chief mourner at a funeral.


James Russell Lowell


#even #funeral #men #most #mourner

If you want to really know what your friends and family think of you die broke, and then see who shows up for the funeral.


Gregory Nunn


#die #family #friends #friends and family #funeral

My own funeral, I'd like to be laid out in a coffin in my own house. I would like my coffin to be put in the double parlor, and I would like all the flowers to be white.


Anne Rice


#double #flowers #funeral #house #i

I was one those kids who had books on them. Before weddings, Bar Mitzvahs, funerals and anything else where you're actually meant to not be reading, my family would frisk me and take the book away. If they didn't find it by this point in the procedure, I would be sitting over in that corner completely unnoticed just reading my book.


Neil Gaiman


#anything #away #bar #before #book

I shall never forget the despair and agony on the parents' faces on the awful day of the funeral when the 13 little children, victims not only of John D. Rockefeller, but of the government of the state of Colorado were buried.


Ella R. Bloor


#awful #buried #children #colorado #day

When I was 7 years old, I put on shows for everyone at my grandpa's funeral. I was always the little entertainer.


Natalie Portman


#entertainer #everyone #funeral #grandpa #i

How could you go about choosing something that would hold the half of your heart you had to bury?


Jodi Picoult


#casket #death #funeral #heart #loss

Oh, Caddy," said Saffron miserably. "I know. It's awful. But I'm going. We all should." "It will be so sad." "You have to be sad sometimes," said Caddy. "Whatever Dad says. He may be right. Granddad probably had totally lost his marbles, but I am still sad and I'm still going to the funeral. I shall be as unhappy as I like and I shall where black.


Hilary McKay


#grandfather #sad #sisters #family

The bad news is the butcher’s dead. The good news is there’ll be no need for a funeral, and I’ve got enough meat to last for weeks. 



Jarod Kintz


#cannibalism #death #food #funeral #humor

It's important to attend funerals. It is important to view the body, they say, and to see it committed to earth or fire because unless you do that, the loved one dies for you again and again.


Ann-Marie MacDonald


#funeral #death






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