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#funeral

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Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.


Yogi Berra


#come #funerals #go #other #otherwise

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.


Mark Twain


#approved #attend #funeral #i #letter

People are scared to make something that doesn't look like another film that made a lot of money. It means we get 'Four Weddings And A Funeral' made again and again.


Billy Boyd


#another #film #four #funeral #get

Old age: I fall asleep during the funerals of my friends.


Mason Cooley


#asleep #during #fall #friends #funerals

I seldom go into a natural history museum without feeling as if I were attending a funeral.


John Burroughs


#feeling #funeral #go #history #i

I wanted to make a human monster. His name is Coffin Baby. The idea is based on a group of people from Pasadena whose names I can't mention. His mother died and during the funeral, this baby came out of her in the coffin.


Tobe Hooper


#based #came #coffin #died #during

Graham Chapman, co-author of the "Parrot Sketch", is no more. He has ceased to be. Bereft of life, he rests in peace. He's kicked the bucket, hopped the twig, bit the dust, snuffed it, breathed his last, and gone to meet the great Head of Light Entertainment in the sky. And I guess that we're all thinking how sad it is that a man of such talent, of such capability for kindness, of such unusual intelligence, should now so suddenly be spirited away at the age of only forty-eight, before he'd achieved many of the things of which he was capable, and before he'd had enough fun. Well, I feel that I should say: nonsense. Good riddance to him, the freeloading bastard, I hope he fries. And the reason I feel I should say this is he would never forgive me if I didn't, if I threw away this glorious opportunity to shock you all on his behalf. Anything for him but mindless good taste. (He paused, then claimed that Chapman had whipered in his ear while he was writing the speech): All right, Cleese. You say you're very proud of being the very first person ever to say 'shit' on British television. If this service is really for me, just for starters, I want you to become the first person ever at a British memorial service to say 'fuck'.


John Cleese


#funeral #funeral-speech #funny #graham-chapman #humorous

That night my mother had what she considered a wonderful dream. She dreamed of the country of India, where she had never been. There were orange traffic cones and beautiful lapis lazuli insects with mandibles of gold. A young girl was being led through the streets. She was taken to a pyre where she was wound in a sheet and placed up on a platform built from sticks. The bright fire that consumed her brought my mother into that deep, light, dreamlike bliss. The girl was being burned alive, but, first, there had been her body, clean and whole.


Alice Sebold


#burnedalive #dream #dreams #fire #funeralpyre

Saying, 'I'm sorry' is the same as saying, ' I apologize.' Except at a funeral.


Demetri Martin


#except #funeral #i #same #saying

If you want to really know what your friends and family think of you die broke, and then see who shows up for the funeral.


Gregory Nunn


#die #family #friends #friends and family #funeral






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