#funny

I actually find novels that are determined to be funny at every turn quite oppressive. ↗

— Ian Mcewan

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I never say a funny thing intentionally. ↗

— Jayne Meadows

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I was not funny growing up. ↗

— Tim Meadows

#growing #growing up #i #up

I think Chris Rock at the Oscars was a great example. I thought that was intellectually hilarious. The Gap starts a war with Banana Republic... That to me was funny. ↗

— Christopher Meloni

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It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man. ↗

— H. L. Mencken

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It's funny, I remember doing the Johnny Carson show, and, uh, I couldn't afford my rent. ↗

— Natalie Merchant

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I remember being fascinated by the very nature of comedy from the age of 10; why is this funny, and that isn't? ↗

— Paul Merton

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When I turned about 12 or 13, I realised that being funny wasn't about remembering jokes. It was about creating them. ↗

— Paul Merton

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I have a "Waiter, there's a hair in my soup" dance. It involves platform shoes, a mustache, and a hair net. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#odd #silly #strange #funny

If I asked you to do something for me, I don't suppose you'd listen?" When he had my attention, he continued, "I'm going to take you home. Try to forget tonight happened. Try to act normal, especially around Hank. Don't mention my name." By way of an answer, I shot him a black look and swung out of the Tahoe. He followed suit, coming around to my side. "What kind of answer is that?" He asked, but his voice wasn't nearly so gruff. ↗

— Becca Fitzpatrick

#funny #hush-hush #nora-and-patch #nora-grey #patch-cipriano