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#funny

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I have funny bones. If there's ever any kind of tension, I'll always be the one to try and be funny to loosen things up.


Matt LeBlanc


#any #bones #ever #funny #i

When something is truly funny, it's funny all the time.


Cloris Leachman


#something #time #truly

I am the Love Camel of Llama Land. Come, hop on my hump and let me lead you to water.


Jarod Kintz


#funny #humor #love #age

Nothing conceals a woman's age like musky perfume. It makes her smell as ancient as Persia.


Bauvard


#funny #humor #perfume #women #age

Jon Stewart is exactly the same guy he's always been, only with money. He knows that the moment he really believes he's important, the funny goes away and he becomes Bill O'Reilly, except shorter and Jewish.


Denis Leary


#away #becomes #been #believes #bill

I'm just not one of those naturally funny, relaxed actors who enjoy the spotlight and are so good at it.


Heath Ledger


#funny #good #i #just #naturally

I like to schedule dentist appointments for March 32, otherwise known as April Fool’s Day.


Jarod Kintz


#dentist #funny #humor #funny

Can I see some ID?" "WE DON'T HAVE ID," said Jay, loudly. "'CAUSE WE'RE CANADIAN. WE DON'T USE ID...THERE. AND THAT'S WHY WE LOOK SO YOUNG. 'CAUSE WE'RE CANADIAN." Doug stiffened. Jay sounded crazy. Doug tried looking extra sane to even things out.


Adam Rex


#canadian #crazy #funny #sane #age

We went through all the scenes and they became kind of funny and they expanded a little bit and because it seemed to be working so well in the movie, they added a couple of things later on in the movie and that's how it turned out.


Eugene Levy


#became #because #bit #couple #expanded

When you don't hold your pipe with the proper poise, smoking is very hazardous for your image.


Bauvard


#humor #self-image #smoking #funny






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