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If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?


Lily Tomlin


#answer #could #love #love is #please

It's funny how people who ain't never been down there can think that America is so fair and that we should be alright. It's funny that the people who have their foot on our neck are telling us, 'Get up. What's wrong with you?'


Ice Cube


#america #been #down #fair #foot

Our records, if you have a dark sense of humor, were funny, but our records weren't about comedy. They were about protests, fantasy, confrontation and all that.


Ice Cube


#comedy #confrontation #dark #fantasy #funny

I come more to Scotland than I ever used to, so I feel more connected to it, more part of the zeitgeist. You know when you realize you have a choice and I'm choosing my homeland. It's funny: when you get older these things creep up to you.


Alan Cumming


#choosing #come #connected #creep #ever

I want to be a little more dramatic nowadays. I definitely want something big and funny, but I look for things that can just have people see me in a different light and let me mature as both an entertainer and an actor and a comedian.


Cedric the Entertainer


#big #both #comedian #definitely #different

I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.


Rodney Dangerfield


#haven #her #i #interrupt #spoken

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.


Rodney Dangerfield


#family #found #i #looked #out

And regardless of the fact that in this country, certainly in the arts, we treat comedy as a second-class citizen, I've never thought of it that way. I've always thought it to be important. The last time I looked, the Greeks were holding up two masks. I've always thought of it not only as having equal value, but as the craft of it, being funny.


Jeff Daniels


#arts #being #being funny #certainly #citizen

I made the choice long ago to write about real life. And life is both serious and funny.


Paula Danziger


#ago #both #choice #funny #i

A lot of the tabloid stories are written so well, they're very clever and very funny. But you have to focus on what's really important and not read them - don't dive into it and don't get caught up in it.


Calista Flockhart


#clever #dive #focus #funny #get






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