#funny

I mean, I'm married first of all to one of, if not the most wonderful women in the world. She is everything - funny, attractive, hard-working, she has integrity, she loves me to bits. ↗

— Seal

#bits #everything #first #first of all #funny

When the clock reads 3:00, I don’t call it three o’clock, I call it three hundred, and I remember the Spartans. At 3:01, however, I remember what I was doing at 2:59, and I get back to it.
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— Jarod Kintz

#funny

I'm a classic example of all humorists - only funny when I'm working. ↗

— Peter Sellers

#classic example #example #funny #humorists #i

It was always a fantasy of mine growing up - my favorite program was always 'Little House on the Prairie' - so I always wanted to wear those looks. When I was a child, I wouldn't let my mom put me in anything but calico dresses and now... whaddaya know, every day I'm in a calico dress, basically, so it's kind of funny. ↗

— Chloe Sevigny

#anything #basically #child #day #dress

I like children - fried. ↗

— W. C. Fields

#children #fried #i #like

I think I'm funny because my family, my siblings were funny. ↗

— Martin Short

#family #funny #i #i think #siblings

David Lynch and I almost made a movie together in the late '80s. We had lots of dinners and lunches. He's a very cool, hip guy. This film, let's face it, is like an homage to him, I would imagine he'd find it funny. ↗

— Martin Short

#cool #david #david lynch #dinners #face

Kyle Baker's work is really funny, but it's also got a very clear vision. ↗

— Bill Sienkiewicz

#baker #clear #clear vision #funny #got

Well, I'm not afraid to say something if I think it's funny, even if it's harsh or racist. ↗

— Sarah Silverman

#even #funny #harsh #i #i think

I show them the funny part, the silly part, the laughing part, the crazy part and then the really deep, deep part where I'm talking from my heart to these people. Because I've been through everything they've been through. ↗

— Richard Simmons

#been #crazy #deep #everything #funny