Choose language

Forgot your password?

Need a Spoofbox account? Create one for FREE!

No subscription or hidden extras

Login

#funny

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #funny




That's why when major badasses greet each other in movies, they don't say anything, they just nod. The nod means, 'I am a badass, and I recognize that you, too, are a badass, ' but they don't say anything because they're Wolverine and Magneto and it would mess up their vibe to explain.


Cassandra Clare


#funny

There was a piece of ornamental water immediately below the parapet, on the other side, into which Mr. James Harthouse had a very strong inclination to pitch Mr. Thomas Gradgrind Junior.


Charles Dickens


#humour #temper #funny

They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that?


Casey Stengel


#bank #beautiful #beautiful home #family #funny

Has anyone seen a raving bitch with nice hair?” Holly shouted at the bottom of the stairs. Everyone who heard her pointed in a different direction.


Nicole Williams


#laugh-out-loud #funny

It is funny the two things most men are proudest of is the thing that any man can do and doing does in the same way, that is being drunk and being the father of their son.


Gertrude Stein


#being #does #doing #drunk #father

Music and comedy are so linked. The rhythm of comedy is con­nected to the rhythm of music. They’re both about creating tension and knowing when to let it go. I’m always surprised when somebody funny is not musical.


Conan O'Brien


#humor #music #funny

So I flirt with disaster once or twice. Who doesn’t?” He snorted. “You don’t just flirt with disaster, you have intercourse with it.


Dannika Dark


#disaster #flirt #funny #humor #impulse

Sweetie, this is Hell. We invented paperwork.


Jackie Kessler


#funny

I think 'Saturday Night Live', starting in the 1970s, really gave women an outlet to be funny. A lot of those women went on to have film careers, from Kristen Wiig now to Tina Fey and Gilda Radner.


Emma Stone


#fey #film #funny #gave #gilda

O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet.


Saint Augustine


#help #lord #me #pure #yet






back to top