#funny

When I’m in a relationship, I love like a burrito. And if you’re a taco, don’t talk to me. At our core we may seem similar, but trust me, we are two different items on the menu. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#love #funny

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full. ↗

— Henry A. Kissinger

#already #cannot #crisis #full #next

Moderation is a virtue only in those who are thought to have an alternative. ↗

— Henry A. Kissinger

#alternative #moderation #only #those #thought

I'm the youngest in my family, and everyone is very funny, and I was always trying to keep up with them. I just loved making people laugh. ↗

— Lisa Kudrow

#everyone #family #funny #i #just

Shirley MacLaine said, You're so funny, then gave me a hug. Everything went white. I couldn't hear, I couldn't see. I thought I was going to pass out. ↗

— Lisa Kudrow

#funny #gave #going #hear #hug

My vanity is not dead. I laugh when I see pictures of myself as I am now-maybe so I won't cry, but just because it is really funny how much I've changed. ↗

— Michael Zaslow

#because #changed #cry #dead #funny

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass. ↗

— David Lee Roth

#cubes #falling #glass #i #ice

It was the most fun I've ever had on a movie. It was one of the happiest times in my life. I was living in New York, and I really enjoyed acting at the time. Also, it's funny because that was also the time when I went downhill. ↗

— Mickey Rourke

#also #because #downhill #enjoyed #ever

When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always. ↗

— Rita Rudner

#always #eventually #first #had #his

I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you. ↗

— Robin Williams

#agree #i #right #sorry #were