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#funny

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #funny




Funny is only something that others know about you - you can't be funny by yourself. ↗


— Chris Rock


#funny #know #only #others #something

Hollywood's just not funny. ↗


— Chris Rock


#hollywood #just

Karaoke isn't fair when you're a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and I'm a professional funny guy. ↗


— Chris Rock


#enjoying #fair #funny #funny guy #get

O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet. ↗


— Saint Augustine


#help #lord #me #pure #yet

I'm thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings. ↗


— Paula Poundstone


#bag #i #ounce #put #savings

Billy Tauzin is one of the most interesting people in Washington. He is smart, funny, and interesting. ↗


— Tucker Carlson


#funny #interesting #interesting people #most #people

In fiction, I searched for my favorite authors, women I have trusted to reassure me than not all teenage guys are total ditwads, that the archetype of the noble cute hero who devotes himself to the girl he loves has not gone the way of the rotary phone. That all I had to do was be myself (smart, hardworking, funny) and be patient and kind and he and I would find each other. As Bea would say, this why they call it fiction. ↗


— Sarah Strohmeyer


#fiction #romance #funny

Literature doesn’t exactly have a strong mental-health track record. ↗


— Lemony Snicket


#humor #lemony-snicket #funny

The Marquis sighed. "I thought it was just a legend," he said. "Like the alligators in the sewers of New York City." Old Bailey nodded, sagely: "What, the big white buggers? They're down there. I had a friend lost a head to one of them." A moment of silence. Old Naeiley handed the statue back to the Marquis. Then he raised his hand, and snapped it, like a crocodile hand, at the Carabas. "It was OK," gurned Old Bailey with a grin that was most terrible to behold. "He had another. ↗


— Neil Gaiman


#funny

But as far as being popular, yeah, I think Dave Barry is really funny. ↗


— Jonathan Franzen


#barry #being #dave #far #funny






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