#funny

It's interesting that whenever I meet some of the other Bond girls, I always have something in common, and it is an interesting sorority. We all share about our Bonds. 'Did your Bond do that?' 'Yes mine did!' So it is quite funny conversations. We may as well be in high school. ↗

— Jane Seymour

#always #bond #bonds #common #conversations

A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. ↗

— George Bernard Shaw

#always #depend #government #paul #pay

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. ↗

— George Bernard Shaw

#any #cease #ceases #die #does

Hope implies that you think you have a chance at something. ↗

— Richelle Mead

#inspirational #funny

Funny how the nature of a normal day is the first memory to fade. ↗

— Lionel Shriver

#memory #normal #funny

The driver got out smiling. He looked about seventeen or eighteen, and for a second, I had the uneasy feeling it was Luke, my old enemy. This guy had the same sandy hair and outdoorsy good looks. But it wasn't Luke. His smile was brighter and more playful. (Luke didn't do much more than scowl and sneer these days.) The Maserati driver wore jeans and loafers and a sleeveless T-shirt. "Wow" Thalia muttered. Apollo Is hot." "He's the sun god," I said. "That's not what I meant. ↗

— Rick Riordan

#funny #hot #humor #percy-jackson #funny

I think you should know that real-life white people are not all as funny as the ones on 'Seinfeld'. ↗

— Aaron McGruder

#race #seinfeld #white #funny

they love their hair because they're not smart enough to love anything more interesting ↗

— John Green

#funny #hair #love #funny

I study men like I study books: I skim their midsections. ↗

— Bauvard

#character #funny #humor #weight #funny

You're on a road show with your penis, and trust me, I'm the last person who wants to get in your way. But I'm telling you, operation occupy-my-vagina is a no-go for the evening. ↗

— Addison Moore

#funny