#funny

It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it. ↗

— W. Somerset Maugham

#about #accept #anything #funny #funny thing

How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven. ↗

— Spike Milligan

#army #eleven #five #foot #how

It's a funny business. I kind of compare it to baseball. I'm always looking for a home run. ↗

— Billy Mays

#baseball #business #compare #funny #home

I lost a horse today.' 'That sounds careless. What happened?' 'She jumped off a cliff.' 'A cliff! Is that normal? ↗

— Maggie Stiefvater

#funny #george-holly #sean #funny

I'd never been in play long enough for the flowers to die in the dressing room. ↗

— Mercedes McCambridge

#been #die #dressing #dressing room #enough

It's funny; as I get older I'm reverting to my roots - I want to plant stuff. ↗

— Melissa McCarthy

#get #i #older #plant #roots

I guess now that I think back, I used to play priest and be a funny priest. I don't know, I grew up in such a Catholic family that I kind of liked to test the boundaries a little bit and I think I had fun watching my mom laugh. ↗

— Jenny McCarthy

#bit #boundaries #catholic #family #fun

It's funny, I listen to friends who talk about back when they were 14, eight, 16, whatever, as if it was yesterday. Me, I've no idea what I did. It's all a blur, I'm afraid. ↗

— Catherine McCormack

#afraid #back #blur #did #eight

We didn't, with 'Will & Grace,' set out to change the gay world. We just set out to be funny. ↗

— Eric McCormack

#change #funny #gay #grace #just

To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone. ↗

— Reba McEntire

#bone #funny #life #need #succeed