#funny

She remembered the day vividly, for how can you forget the day your heart is broken? The funny thing about a broken heart is that it's not fatal. Though you wish in vain that it were, life continues on and you have no choice but to continue on with it. You take the hand that fate has dealt you and you press forward because there is nothing else that can be done. ↗

— Tracy Winegar

#funny

What did I know of love then? What do I know of love now? I went from mustard to ketchup, but I’m still leading with my hotdog. 
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— Jarod Kintz

#love #funny

And she says, “Then let’s just take the effing road and get ourselves to Haven.” I smile, a little. “You said effing,” I say. “You actually said the word effing. ↗

— Patrick Ness

#funny #todd #viola #funny

The lot of the bride to be wed before bed desired until rotten. The lot of the author to be read before bed admired then forgotten. ↗

— Roman Payne

#authors #brides #desire #funny #humor

The British are so funny. ↗

— Rose Byrne

#funny

Scream was great for what it was. For a horror film, it was intelligent, it was funny, it took a laugh at itself. ↗

— Neve Campbell

#funny #great #horror #horror film #intelligent

Nothing's funny about someone who's successful. ↗

— Drew Carey

#funny #nothing #someone #successful #who

This is funny because I just had a job over the summer for VH1, a project I did called Strange Frequency where I got to play a Goth rock band singer. ↗

— Charisma Carpenter

#because #called #did #frequency #funny

Never trust people who smile constantly. They're either selling something or not very bright. ↗

— Laurell K. Hamilton

#bad-ass #funny #funny

It's funny, because I sometimes feel that I'm most creative when I'm pregnant. ↗

— Georgina Chapman

#creative #feel #funny #i #most