#funny

'Come out' is so funny to me because I've never been in. ↗

— Adam Lambert

#been #come #funny #i #me

Iggy. This is not a democracy," I said,(...)"It's a Maxocracy. ↗

— James Patterson

#iggy #maxocracy #experience

We've finally told the world that this is sports entertainment, and I think one of the best forms of entertainment is anything that's fun or funny, something that you really enjoy watching or listening to. ↗

— Jerry Lawler

#best #enjoy #entertainment #finally #forms

Laughter is involuntary. If it's funny you laugh. ↗

— Tom Lehrer

#involuntary #laugh #laughter #you

No one ever thought Clint Eastwood was funny, but he was. ↗

— Annie Leibovitz

#clint eastwood #eastwood #ever #funny #thought

My father was a really funny guy. He lived a good long life. And he was the reason I wanted to be funny and become a comedian and a comedy writer, so to say that he's somewhat of a mythic figure in my life would be an understatement. ↗

— Carol Leifer

#comedian #comedy #father #figure #funny

Someone asked me recently - what would I rather give up, food or sex. Neither! I'm not falling for that one again, wife. ↗

— Mark Watson

#food

I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty. ↗

— Imelda Marcos

#did #had #i #pairs #shoes

I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink. ↗

— Joe E. Lewis

#anyone #camels #distrust #drink #else

I don't think I was funny until college. I lived with some Harvard MD/PhD students - they were so smart, and what I contributed to the house was, I was the funny one. ↗

— Wendy Liebman

#contributed #funny #harvard #house #i