#funny

Who's your daddy?' Myrnin stared at him as if he'd gone completely mental. 'Excuse me? ↗

— Rachel Caine

#funny #humor #myrnin #rachel-caine #shane-collins

My dad loved to laugh. He was very funny and very silly. ↗

— Mike Myers

#funny #laugh #loved #silly #very

I know who I am. Bloody hell, I'm getting enough bills for Karl Pilkington so I hope I am him, 'cos if I'm not, I have no idea who I'm paying for. ↗

— Karl Pilkington

#humor #stupidity #funny

Slap-stick comedy is really funny, unless you're the one getting slapped with the stick. ↗

— Carroll Bryant

#funny #funny-but-true #funny-quotes #humor #humorous

It's funny how cucumber water can taste so much better than pickle juice, even though they come from the same source. ↗

— Ellen DeGeneres

#funny #pickles #random #funny

Funny is funny is funny. ↗

— Bob Newhart

I really don't know what makes a comedian. I think it's a family background and environment. Yet if you put the same ingredients in another person, he may never utter a funny line. ↗

— Bob Newhart

#background #comedian #environment #family #family background

I sometimes lie awake at night trying to think of something funny that Richard Nixon said. ↗

— Lyn Nofziger

#funny #i #lie #night #nixon

I may be a living legend, but that sure don't help when I've got to change a flat tire. ↗

— Roy Orbison

#change #flat #got #help #i

Shigure Sohma: So anyway I was wondering if you could stop by the house and take a look at Tohru's cut. That is if it isn't a problem. Hatori Sohma: No problem. I'll stop by the house this evening. Shigure Sohma: Hmmm What's this Hatori I don't think I ever heard you sound so eager to come over. Could it be you have a secret crush on Tohru [long silence from the other end of the phone] Shigure Sohma: [shouts] I knew it You naughty naughty man you Hatori Sohma: No I was simply too amazed by your stupidity to say anything. ↗

— Natsuki Takaya

#dog #dragon #fruits-basket #funny #hatori