#funny

I used to say, 'Man, I think I'd be a really good dad. I'll be a great provider. I'm funny; I'll go on trips with them - I'll do all sorts of stuff.' But the momming? I'm not made for that. I have a really good mom; I know what she put into it. ↗

— Elizabeth Gilbert

#funny #go #good #good mom #great

I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead. ↗

— Samuel Goldwyn

#after #anyone #autobiography #dead #i

It's sad and upsetting when you see somebody crying hysterically, but at the same time it's real funny. ↗

— Seth Green

#funny #hysterically #real #sad #same

I like all Jim Carrey films. They're really funny. ↗

— Rupert Grint

#films #funny #i #jim #jim carrey

It's a funny show. The characters are surprisingly likable, given how ugly they are. We've got this huge cast of characters that we can move around. And over the last few seasons, we've explored some of the secondary characters' personal lives a bit more. ↗

— Matt Groening

#bit #cast #characters #explored #few

Sometimes people get mad at The Simpsons' subversive story telling, but there's another message in there, which is a celebration of making wild, funny stories. ↗

— Matt Groening

#celebration #funny #get #mad #making

The questions I raise about society comprise the postmortem exam of a failing class. ↗

— Bauvard

#death #funny #humor #society #death

Defy your own group. Rebel against yourself. ↗

— Cathy Guisewite

#against #defy #group #own #rebel

As I get older, I'm slowing down and, yes, calming down in my desire to be taken seriously. That I can be entertaining and funny and high nervous energy can work against me as a serious composer, slowly but surely you'll see me be quieter just so that people will listen. ↗

— Marvin Hamlisch

#calming #composer #desire #down #energy

In high school I barely made the rodeo team. But I wasn’t good enough to start, so I just rode the bench. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#high-school #humor #one-liner #rodeo #funny