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If it's inappropriate to write about, if there's nothing funny about it, then it's not funny.


Calvin Trillin


#funny #inappropriate #nothing #then #write

How come I have too many things to do all the time...??


Hiroko Sakai


#funny #humorous #time #business

Those who are good with their noses must come in the front with us lions to smell out where the battle is. Look lively and sort yourselves" And with a great deal of bustle and cheering they did. The most pleased of the lot was the other lion who kept running about everywhere pretending to be very busy but really in order to say to everyone he met, "Did you hear what he said? Us Lions. That means him and me. Us Lions. That's what I like about Aslan. No side, no stand-off-ishness. Us Lions. That meant him and me." At least he went on saying this till Aslan had loaded him up with three dwarfs, one dryad, two rabbits, and a hedgehog. That steadied him a bit.


C.S. Lewis


#funny #humor #business

Knowing all the languages in the world could help you to really understand all the jokes you can hear... from my future Kids' Funny Business.


Ivan Stoikov


#fantasy #fantasy-fiction #fun #funny #funny-humor

I’d even had business cards made up reading, ABIGAIL COOPER, P.I. with teeny-weeny little letters underneath in parentheses spelling out PSYCHIC INTUITIVE. Most people think I’m trying to be clever. The truth is, I’m a chickenshit.


Victoria Laurie


#p-i #psychic #woard #business

NOTHING TO DO BUT ALWAYS BUSY


Rigas


#business

I just acquired a choir. I bought it for a song.



Jarod Kintz


#buy #choir #consumption #deal #funny

Eve returned to her lip-gloss application. "Biology. Ms Whittier," she said, not bothering to look at Luke. "Cool. Me too. Can I borrow that?" He reached around her and plucked her lip glaze out of her fingers. She still held the wand. He held out his hand for it. "What? No," Eve said. "Come on, it's my first day. I want to make a good impression. And clearly biology can't be understood without lipstick," Luke joked. "Funny." Eve grabbed the lip glaze back. "This stuff is really good for you." Luke raised his eyebrows. They disappeared into his floppy blond hair. He didn't have expressive dark brows like Mal. "It has green tea antioxidants," Eve continued. "And macadamia extract and aloe vera for healing." "Oh. That's different then," Luke said. "Carry on.


Amy Meredith


#eve #luke #shadows #funny

Some people try to change the world one life at a time. Others try to change the world one death at a time. And I try to change the world one bucket full of dirt at a time.


Jarod Kintz


#death #funny #hope #humor #life

If my last name were Om, I’d want my first name to be Fred. Fred Om isn’t worth fighting for, but an extra “e” is.


Jarod Kintz


#fighting #freedom #funny #humor #value






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