#funny

One time I went into a restroom and a girl followed me in. I signed an autograph for her in the sink. It was pretty funny because she was in a guy's restroom and she wasn't embarrassed at all. ↗

— Zac Efron

#because #embarrassed #followed #funny #girl

I was always pretty funny with my friends. ↗

— Kenan Thompson

#friends #funny #i #pretty

Movies these days have made killers into funny people. What's that all about? I've got kids and family and friends, and I don't like bad things. I don't think they're funny, and it's irresponsible to make movies that don't show you how that's not good. ↗

— Billy Bob Thornton

#bad #days #family #friends #funny

You know the funny thing, I don't get along with rich people. I get along with the middle class and the poor people better than I get along with the rich people. ↗

— Donald Trump

#better #class #funny #funny thing #get

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. ↗

— Lana Turner

#find #his #makes #man #money

I really loved what I was doing being creative and being funny as a stand-up comedian. ↗

— Chris Tucker

#being funny #comedian #creative #doing #funny

When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic. ↗

— Jane Wagner

#god #praying #schizophrenic #talk #talks

I have never been hurt by what I have not said. ↗