#funny

Literature doesn’t exactly have a strong mental-health track record. ↗

— Lemony Snicket

#humor #lemony-snicket #funny

The Marquis sighed. "I thought it was just a legend," he said. "Like the alligators in the sewers of New York City." Old Bailey nodded, sagely: "What, the big white buggers? They're down there. I had a friend lost a head to one of them." A moment of silence. Old Naeiley handed the statue back to the Marquis. Then he raised his hand, and snapped it, like a crocodile hand, at the Carabas. "It was OK," gurned Old Bailey with a grin that was most terrible to behold. "He had another. ↗

— Neil Gaiman

#funny

But as far as being popular, yeah, I think Dave Barry is really funny. ↗

— Jonathan Franzen

#barry #being #dave #far #funny

It's so funny whenever things come full circle. ↗

— Swoosie Kurtz

#come #full #funny #things #whenever

I cannot sing, dance or act; what else would I be but a talk show host. ↗

— David Letterman

#act #cannot #dance #else #host

I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights. ↗

— Jay London

#hair #highlights #i #morning #recorded

It's fun to do something funny and have the director laughing. It makes you feel good. ↗

— Jon Lovitz

#feel #feel good #fun #funny #good

My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. ↗

— Jay London

#father #me #mood #mood swings #playground

It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes. ↗

— Jay London

#began #dog #free #getting #minutes

I tend to play characters that I can infuse with certain kinds of humour. Even the baddest guy can be funny in his own particular way. I want the audience to engage with the character on some deeper level so that they leave the cinema still thinking about him. ↗

— Samuel L. Jackson

#audience #certain #certain kinds #character #characters