#funny

I am a very open person, and I'm always nervous of being misconstrued. Sitting in the middle of a restaurant makes me nervous. I feel like I'm being judged. And it's funny that I should feel that way. ↗

— Rachel Hunter

#am #being #being judged #feel #funny

Yes, he wanted me to do Funny Games before, which I didn't want to do because the film was very theoretical - the way people experience violence on screen. There was very little space for fiction, it was more like a sacrifice for the actors than anything else. ↗

— Isabelle Huppert

#because #before #else #experience #fiction

So we used to look for funny songs, and learn them and play them. And we used to play them in pubs. ↗

— Neil Innes

#learn #look #play #pubs #songs

If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as funny as you are now. ↗

— Cassandra Clare

#humorous #jace #funny

Everyone should be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes, and recite three poems, in case they are ever trapped in an elevator. ↗

— Lemony Snicket

#funny

The planet is fine. The people are fucked. ↗

— George Carlin

#humanity #humor #funny

What the hell is that?" I laughed. "It's my fox hat." "Your fox hat?" "Yeah, Pudge. My fox hat." "Why are you wearing your fox hat?" I asked. "Because no one can catch the motherfucking fox. ↗

— John Green

#humor #funny

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. ↗

— Cathy Guisewite

#funny #lemons #funny

I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn't a professional, the knife had butter on it. ↗

— Rodney Dangerfield

#funny #humour #neighborhoods #funny

Don't be so humble - you are not that great. ↗

— Golda Meir

#golda #meir #true #funny