#funny

I guess I can't blame him for feeling bitter. Going from being the terror of Bulgarian nights to a janitor would kinda suck ↗

— Kiersten White

#funny #kiersten-white #paranormalcy #funny

Still, the painful death of that unicorn had been satisfying to watch ↗

— Bruce Coville

#death

what would you call this haircut?" arthur. ↗

— George Harrison

#hard-days-night #humor #laugh #funny

I expect what you're not aware of would fill several books, Dursely. ↗

— J.K. Rowling

#ignorance #funny

If You're Gonna Ride My Ass, At Least Pull My Hair! ↗

— S.C. Stephens

#funny

For someone so conflicted, who am I to give advice to anybody? It’s such a funny, grandiose idea ↗

— Florence Welch

#florence-welch #music #musicians #funny

I see uncool people! ↗

— Tonya Hurley

#funny #humor-relationships #love #funny

You need to be silly to be funny. ↗

— William Shatner

#need #silly #you

I coiled my empty straw wrapper around like a snake. Then I bit it before it could bite me. My love is as dangerous as my drinking habits.
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— Jarod Kintz

#coil #danger #dangerous #drink #drinking

A brick could be used to bestow gratitude upon your favorite (or least favorite) politician. Let them know your approval level by giving them the gift that says both Thank You—and Fuck You.
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— Jarod Kintz

#brick-and-blanket-iq-test #brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses #funny