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When I turn back to Jase, he’s again beaming at me. “You’re nice.” He sounds pleased, as if he hadn’t expected this aspect of my personality.


Huntley Fitzpatrick


#humour #romance #young-adult #young-adult-romance #funny

Progress was all right. Only it went on too long.


James Thurber


#long #only #progress #right #too

I don't mean to be funny.


Yogi Berra


#i #mean

Kevin", his father began, "I've been thinking about it – I guess I was kind of carried away. It's just that I've waited so long for my old school to make it to the Regionals... I suppose I was living it vicariously through you. Keith says you're not going to fail, after all. Is that right?" "Looks like I'll make it. I know it's hard to believe..." "Yes, it is. I was hoping you could get a football scholarship, you know. Something to waive the entrance requirements, because I don't know what college would take you-" "Yeah. Thanks a lot Dad," Kevin said sarcastically. He already knew what his father thought of him and didn't need to be reminded yet again. "Oh, come on. You know perfectly well that you're too stupid to-" "That's not what my boyfriend says. Oh, by the way, Dad – I'm a faggot. Did I mention that?" "... Kevin – get your stuff, and get out." "Gladly.


Failte


#witty #funny

So where did you get your information? Werewolves for Dummies? No, wait, you watched Underworld? Or maybe you were raised by wolves? Stop me when I’m warm.” - Shella


Krista Alasti


#humor #paranormal #paranormal-romance #shifters #urban-fantasy

You’re not going to campus. You’re going out to get drunk and play with other ladies’ boobies.” - Kye


Krista Alasti


#funny #humor #paranormal #paranormal-romance #shifters

And off we go, out onto the highway looking for a little fun. Perhaps a flatbed truck loaded with human cadavers will explode in front of a Star Trek reunion. One can only dream and hope.


George Carlin


#funny-accidents #humor #star-trek #dreams

Take your finger out of your nose, Miss Steal.


Fanny Merkin


#humor #funny

Men lie to get laid, women lie about orgasms, and hermaphrodites lie to themselves.



Jarod Kintz


#deception #funny #hermaphrodites #humor #lie

Whatever my ancestors did to you, none of them consulted me.


Tad Williams


#funny #funny






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