#funny

Nona needs a very dry martini. ↗

— Holly Hood

#funny

You win, you dirty evil butt-munch. I'll never not let you stay over again. Now let's go back to bed. ↗

— Ethan Day

#funny

Remove yourself, sir! ↗

— David McCullough

#david-mccullough #funny #history #john-adams #funny

Logician: a mathematician who can’t count posing as a philosopher who can’t moralize. ↗

— Bauvard

#humor #logic #philosophy #funny

You tell your brother he's gonna pay for that car in silver. ↗

— Neal Shusterman

#funny #revenge #werewolf #funny

There never was a man with such a face as yours, unless it was your father, and I suppose he is singeing his grizzled red beard by this time, unless you came straight from the old un without any father at all betwixt you; which I shouldn't wonder at, a bit. ↗

— Charles Dickens

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Lachlain and Emma: 'So you expect us to sit in this enclosed compartment the entire way in silence?' 'Of course not.' She clicked on the radio. ↗

— Kresley Cole

#kresley-cole #lachlain-macrieve #funny

Isn't it funny how ignorance is the source of strength of so many? ↗

— Lionel Suggs

#strength #funny

Miłość jest jak wędlina: jest salami i jest mortadela. ↗

— Carlos Ruiz Zafón

#life #love #funny

=> When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile. => Never tell your problems to anyone...20% don't care and the other 80% are glad you have them. => It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives. ↗

— Stephenie Meyer

#mystery-suspense #romance-funny #funny