#funny

Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix? ↗

— Elayne Boosler

#aisles #away #eight #ever #mix

It's not so much what you learn about Mumbai, it's what you learn about yourself, really. It's a funny old hippie thing, but it's true as well. You find out a lot about yourself and your tolerance, and about your inclusiveness. ↗

— Danny Boyle

#find #funny #hippie #learn #lot

Being a funny person does an awful lot of things to you. You feel that you mustn't get serious with people. They don't expect it from you, and they don't want to see it. You're not entitled to be serious, you're a clown. ↗

— Fanny Brice

#being #clown #does #entitled #expect

Do I have a long-term plan? Kind of. I have a general direction, I think. But it's funny what comes down the pike. ↗

— Jeff Bridges

#direction #down #funny #general #i

As I get older, I just prefer to knit. ↗

— Tracey Ullman

#get #i #just #knit #older

Communism is like one big phone company. ↗

— Lenny Bruce

#big #communism #company #like #phone

It's funny - if you impersonate somebody, they have no idea it's them. ↗

— Tracey Ullman

#idea #impersonate #no idea #somebody #them

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. ↗

— George Carlin

#dark #forecast #tonight #weather

I am always drawn to men that are funny. I do not know why. But I am always drawn to people that are struggling with parts of themselves... But it's like in the end, there has to be confidence. ↗

— Vanessa Carlton

#am #confidence #drawn #end #funny

I think that came out of watching all those serious movies for all that time. If you watch a movie like Zero Hour, Sterling Hayden is pretty funny, and so are the guys in the cockpit. ↗

— David Zucker

#cockpit #funny #guys #hayden #hour