#funny

I hope they make a show like M*A*S*H, which dealt with a lot of difficult subject matter but was very funny. ↗

— Joan Severance

#difficult #funny #hope #i #like

It's interesting that whenever I meet some of the other Bond girls, I always have something in common, and it is an interesting sorority. We all share about our Bonds. 'Did your Bond do that?' 'Yes mine did!' So it is quite funny conversations. We may as well be in high school. ↗

— Jane Seymour

#always #bond #bonds #common #conversations

A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. ↗

— George Bernard Shaw

#always #depend #government #paul #pay

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. ↗

— George Bernard Shaw

#any #cease #ceases #die #does

If you want to be thought a liar, always tell the truth. ↗

— Logan P. Smith

#always #liar #tell #thought #truth

We need two kinds of acquaintances, one to complain to, while to the others we boast. ↗

— Logan P. Smith

#acquaintances #boast #complain #kinds #need

The man in 4B wondered if he could have your autograph. He told me his daughter is a huge fan.” Fan? What the hell? Dylan lifted himself up and looked over the back of his seat. Since when did covert operators have fans? ↗

— Tara Janzen

#funny #humour #romance #romantic-suspense #funny

If your girlfriend is pressuring you to make a life-changing decision, tell her a single vote is hardly going to make a difference. ↗

— Bauvard

#humor #voting #change

Mia bows dramatically. “Welcome, kind Sir. Princess Mia has been awaiting your presence. ↗

— K.A. Tucker

#j-a-tucker #mia-trent #ten-tiny-breaths #funny

What the hell am I doing...? Escape holding myself as a hostage...? I won't be able to make it like that... ↗

— Tsugumi Ohba

#humour #stupidity #funny