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A brick could be used as a cuddle partner. Just glue some fur on it and voila! It’s as good as snuggling with any dead animal you find on the side of the highway. (Which is getting rarer to find in this depression where everyone’s going hungry.) ↗
#brick-and-blanket-iq-test #brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses #funny
Be true to your divided selves. They're the only ones who will support you in moments of vacillation. ↗
#humor #self #uncertainty #funny
If looks could kill...well, Dick was already dead, so nothing would happen. But Gabriel was not laughing. "See Dick," Dick said, pointing at his chest. He then swept his hand dangerously close to mind. "Jane. Dick and Jane. Come on, you humorless jackass. That's funny. ↗
What’s with all those tattoos? Makes you look like a hooligan.” “I suspect I am a hooligan. ↗
#humour #romance #young-adult-fiction #young-adult-romance #funny
A blanket could be used to sell two-legged tables to one-legged men. This very same blanket could also teach them some Latin—specifically the phrase “Caveat Emptor.” ↗
#brick-and-blanket-iq-test #brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses #funny
A brick could be thrown, like a football, only instead of a wide receiver, I’d recommend sending out a politician to catch your pass. ↗
#brick-and-blanket-iq-test #brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses #funny
Don’t try and make me feel better, Alex. I hate you.” “I hate you, too. ↗
#humour #romance #young-adult-fiction #young-adult-romance #funny
